Divorce Kit

Shampoo - to wash that man right out of your hair.

Rubber Ball - to help you "bounce" back.

Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches.

Marbles - to replace the ones you will loose

Lifesaver candy - for when you feel you are drowning in litigation

Skittles Candy - to remind you that there is a rainbow at the end of every storm.

Paperclip - to help you hold it all together

Piece of String - when you get to the end of your rope, tie a know to this and hang on

Eraser - to remind you that you can start all over with a clean slate.

Pack of Gum - to remind you that your friends will "stick" by you.

Candle - to light up the dark times

Cotton Ball - to cushion the rough roads ahead

A lemon drop - to remind you that "when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade."

A penny - to give you the extra cents (sense) to know which battles are worth fighting, and which are better ignored.

Hugs & Kisses - from me, whenever you need them.

©Paulette, 1999~~TLC Creations

These fun kits are made simply by adding all of the "ingredients", printing the list of items and their meaning and putting it all in a jar with a nice decorative jar topper. These are inexpensive kits, especially if you can recycle the jar from your kitchen (keep your eye open for nice jelly and relish jars at the store.

Return to index