Getting Old Kit

Small box of Bran Flakes

Alarm Whistle - for when you've fallen and you can't get up

Magnifying Glass - to help you when you read

Starburst Candy - for extra energy

Blue M&Ms or Skittles - Generic Viagra

Cane (a candy cane will do the trick)

Baby Food - To help you adjust to softer foods

Instant Hair Grow - to replace the hair you will loose (I got a small spray bottle and made a label on my computer with "Instant Hair Grow" Spray once every day. )

While you were Napping Pad - so you don't miss any messages while you are napping (I made these on the computer also, and then padded them)

Toothpicks - to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep

Fireball Candy - to put the fire back into your life

Rubberband - to give you your flexibility back

Aspirin -for all the new little aches and pains

Hug and Kiss - because I really do love you

These fun kits are made simply by adding all of the "ingredients", printing the list of items and their meaning and putting it all in a jar with a nice decorative jar topper. These are inexpensive kits, especially if you can recycle the jar from your kitchen (keep your eye open for nice jelly and relish jars at the store.

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